Seinfeld Season 5 Episode 9: The Masseuse

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First aired on Nov. 18, 1993

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Elaine meets a man who's perfect except his name is the same as a notorious serial killer. Jerry is frustrated when he can't get his girlfriend, who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. George is obsessed when Jerry's girlfriend doesn't like him, so he tries extra hard to get her to like him, much to his own girlfriend's dismay.


George: A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.
Jerry: You're a lucky guy.

Jerry, this woman hates me so much... I'm starting to like her.

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