Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 16: The Beard

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First aired on Feb. 9, 1995

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Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who's now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Kramer gives a homeless man some Chinese food and begins standing in police lineups for $50 a lineup. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test, she thinks he is lying about NOT watching Melrose Place.


Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

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