I just don't think the group thing is for me. I'm better when it's one-one-one and we're both looking at our phones and I don't know the other person and we don't talk.
Simone: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Chidi: I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but still. It's fine. You're not even that blurry.
The closest thing I could find to herbal tea was a root beer I had them throw in the microwave.
Tahani: Gosh, you're pretty.
Jason: No, you're pretty. Pretty beautiful.
Oh, and you should smile more. You'll get bigger tips.
We can be colleagues. Associates is pushing it. And by even having this conversation, you're becoming my confidante. I can't have that.
Could be fun. I once played a drinking game with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at their macrobiotic farm with a particularly robust batch of homemade kombucha.
Hey, El train, you think with all these new Star Wars movies they'll finally make a new Spaceballs?
Humans only live 80 years, and they spend so much of it just waiting for things to be over.
Can I get you started with some drinks? Our specialty cocktail tonight is the Fourth of July. It's half an apple pie blended with Southern Comfort and Coca-Cola, served in a Chevy hubcap.
Awesome! I love being on teams. And if we're on a team now, we need nicknames. Optimus, Bumblebee, Jazz, ugh, Megatron. That's what you can each call me. Now we need nicknames for you guys.
Dick Tracy called back on his watch phone and said you better "watch" out!
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Later days, dingus.