The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13: Selma's Choice

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First aired on Jan. 21, 1993

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After seeing Aunt Gladys die alone, Aunt Selma wants to get married and have a baby... until she spends a day babysitting Bart and Lisa at Duff Gardens.


Can we please stop somewhere? My butt's asleep.

Homer: Patty, Selma, I'm sorry. [Homer hugs Selma and Patty]
Selma: He's hugging us. What do we do?
Patty: Just close your eyes and think of MacGyver.

Come to Duff Gardens, where roaming gangs aren't a big problem anymore!

Hi, I'm Lionel Hutz, executor of Gladys Bouvier's estate. She left a video will, so I earn my fee simply by pressing this "Play" button. Pretty sweet, eh?

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