The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22: Secrets of a Successful Marriage
First aired on May 19, 1994
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Homer teaches an adult education class on successful marriage, but his students show little interest until he starts telling them juicy details of his marriage to Marge. Furious, Marge kicks Homer out.
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Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as "the process of removing weeds from one's garden."