The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 1: Bart of Darkness
First aired on Sept. 4, 1994
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Stuck in his room with a broken leg, Bart hears a high-pitched scream. When he looks through his telescope, he sees a guilty Ned Flanders burying the evidence.
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Automated phone: Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department "Rescue Phone"! If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered, or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.
[Bart presses buttons on phone]
Automated phone: You have selected "regicide!" If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press one.