The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 18: The Day the Violence Died

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First aired on March 17, 1996

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Bart meets the original animator who created Itchy, penniless some 70 years after the studio stole his idea. When Bart helps him sue for restitution, he unwittingly bankrupts Itchy & Scratchy.


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I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop.


Bart: A thousand dollars? But your ad says "no money down".
Lionel Hutz: Oh, they got this all screwed up.
Bart: So you don't work on a contingency basis?
Lionel Hutz: No, money down! Oops, shouldn't have this bar association logo here either.


Your honor? I'd like to call all of my surprise witnesses again.


Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
Comic Book Guy: Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are making me laugh. That drawing is worth exactly seven hundred and fifty dollars American.


Well, I'm not calling you a liar, but... but I can't think of a way to finish that sentence.

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