The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7: Lisa's Date With Density

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First aired on Dec. 15, 1996

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Lisa develops a crush on Nelson and tries to change him into a better person. Meanwhile, Homer finds an autodialer and starts a telemarketing scam.


Lisa: "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I don't know. Gotta nuke somethin'.

[thinking about Nelson] He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest. He sure is ugly, though.

Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person.
Lisa: Mom?
Marge: He's a whole new person, Lisa.
Lisa: Oh, I know.

Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

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