The Simpsons Season 8 Episode 7: Lisa's Date With Density
First aired on Dec. 15, 1996
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Lisa develops a crush on Nelson and tries to change him into a better person. Meanwhile, Homer finds an autodialer and starts a telemarketing scam.
Lisa: "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I don't know. Gotta nuke somethin'.
[thinking about Nelson] He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest. He sure is ugly, though.
Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person.
Marge: He's a whole new person, Lisa.
Lisa: Oh, I know.
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