The Simpsons Season 9 Episode 1: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

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First aired on Sept. 21, 1997

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Designated driver Barney absconds to Manhattan in Homer's car and leaves it there. But when the family journeys to the Big Apple to retrieve their property, Homer discovers his car has been booted.


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Listen up, guys. The Springfield Police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys.


Homer: Barney, where have you been?
Barney: All I can remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a street corner.


Homer: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalash Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

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