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Raj: We'd just see what's what.
Sheldon: That's a semantically null sentence.
Wow, that's all you got after you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?
I do not have to urinate. I am a master of my own bladder. Drat.
I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out the third Matrix movie.
I asked myself what is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable and three answers came to mind: a toll booth employees, an Apple store genius, and what Penny does. Because I don't like touch other people's coins and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word genius, here I am.
Sheldon: I believe you know why I'm here.
Penny: I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.
I don't trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATMs will lead the charge.
Here's Mr. T's head on Spock's body. I pity the fool that is illogical.
Leonard: You want to talk endless patience? Penny made me watch all five seasons of Sex and the City.
Raj: Dude, there's six seasons.
Leonard: Oh crap.
What did you do, Romeo? Did you pour maple syrup all over your body and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?
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