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I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.
I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. And also it's really scary.
I believe I'll gain acceptance by arbitrarily siding with your friends from time to time.
Indian Monopoly is just like regular Monopoly, but instead of money you use rupees, instead of building hotels you build call centers, and when you pick a chance card there's a chance you die of dysentery. And just FYI, that was racist.
I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Bernadette: So we just sit here and stare at a screen and wait for something to happen?
Wolowitz: I did it with you when we watched The Notebook.
I was expecting applause but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.
Good news! Thanks to you I was able to make a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced televangelist.
She used to be much more fun until Leonard punched her in the heart.
Leonard: You called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?
Sheldon: What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern kingdoms has been picked clean, like a carcass in the desert sun. Plus, the FBI hung up on me.
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