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Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye.
Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.
Haircuts, there are three acceptable haircuts: High and tight, crew cut, buzz cut. Are the scissors broken in your house, son?
I'd say my coaching style is centered around fundamentals, with an emphasis on fun. And a second emphasis on ... mental.
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
It's not that I don't trust Ben. It's that I don't have faith in Ben. And also I'm starting to forget who Ben is.
See, I never promise Leslie anything. That way I never disappoint her. I try to be considerate.
Ben: You need a ride back to the office?
Chris: No, no. I'm going to go for a light 15K. I missed yesterday.
For my item I chose a picture of my ex-girlfriend, Lucy, with a mustache drawn on her face and stink lines coming off her, because she stinks!
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