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Look I love you like a brother. But right now I hate you. Like my actual brother, Levandrious, who I hate.
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.
Encapsulate the spirit of melancholy. Easy. Boom, a sad desk. Boom, sad wall. It's art. Anything is anything.
He's not going to be able to keep anything from me. In high school they used to call me Angela Lansbury, but that was because of my hair cut.
Then I'm sure he's not cheating on you. But if he is, he's a monster. And if he's not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
Chris: Man, you are just knocking these off. You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi or something.
Tom: You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
Chris: Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy.
You're all amazing, wonderful people and I really want you to have fun today and not focus on the fact that if one thing goes wrong, we're all gonna lose our jobs.
April: Hey, I love you.
Andy: Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!
You only get one chance to make a second impression.
Listen, I've eaten a commissary hamburger for lunch every day for twelve years. I just wanted to make sure this pointless health crusade won't affect the only part of my job that I like.
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