Everybody Loves Raymond Season 2 Episode 1: Ray's on TV
First aired on Sept. 22, 1997
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Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers on how to correct his awkwardness with certain words. While Ray tries his best to remember his family's advice, his guest appearance turns out to be even more disastrous than the debut.
Marie: Ray, we told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer. See, then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do, they all lie to their kids for their own good.
Ray: But other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children.
Marie: No they don't.
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I could've eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview.