Futurama Season 5 Episode 3: The Route of All Evil

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First aired on Dec. 8, 2002

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Farnsworth's clone Cubert teams up with Hermes' son Dwight to launch a newspaper delivery business. Farnsworth and Hermes scoff at the kids' efforts - until the delivery boys accumulate enough capital to buy out Planet Express. Meanwhile, Fry and Leela use Bender to brew their own homemade beer.


Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

Dwight: Can I use the gun?
Hermes: What kind of father would I be if I said no?

Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid.
Fry: No I'm... doesn't!

Cubert: [using a device that makes his voice sound like Professor Farnsworth] Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
Professor Farnsworth: I am? That's not good news at all!

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