Michael: Janet, what's a food that people think they enjoy but that's also kind of a bummer?
Janet: Frozen yogurt.
I know what you have to do now. Kill me! Sorry, I say everything in a cheery manner, but in this case it may be inappropriate, so I'll try again.
I suppose after 802 reboots I must have gained the ability to lie. That's fun! I want to try to lie again. I love your outfit.
What the? Oh, man. We got robbed! They took the walls, they took the floors, and we were standing here the whole time? These guys are good.
Hi, guys! I'm broken.
Fun fact: mathematically, it's equally likely to either im- or ex-plode.
It makes sense, right? They're good so they're stupid and trusting.
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That's the good news. The bad news is I seem to be losing my ability to sustain object permanence. So it's sort of a glass half full, glass stops existing in time and space kind of deal.