The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 10: Lisa's First Word

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First aired on Dec. 3, 1992

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While trying to get Maggie to say her first word, Marge and Homer reminisce about Bart's and Lisa's first words.


Quotes:

Krusty: You people are pigs! I am personally gonna spit in every fiftieth burger!
Homer: Ooh, I like those odds!


The older they get, the cuter they ain't.


I can't sleep, the clown'll eat me.


It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.


Marge: [telling Bart a bedtime story] Then the prince and the princess... [yawning] got married and lived happily ever after.
Bart: Then what happened?
Marge: Uh...they had 30 sons and thirty daughters.
Bart: What were their names?
Marge: Hmm... Dennis... Brad... Mavis... Brad... [falls asleep]


According to Fretful Mother Magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk at age 1, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.

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