Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh... also, comes with double prize money.

Leela: Bender, we're trying our best.
Bender: Your best is an idiot!

Fry: My only other dreams are to be invisible in a chocolate factory and to date a celebrity.
Bender: I can hit you over the head until you think that's what happened.

My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless.

Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

[dying] I came here with a simple dream...a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I...