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If you gotta shoot, aim high, I don't want to hit the groundhog.
Hot dog! There's no way out except the way we came in. We got him now!
That's not bad for a quadruped. You gotta check your mirrors. Side of your eye. Side of your eye.
Rita: Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
Larry: I could probably think of a couple of reasons. Pervert.
I've come to the end of me, Rita. There's no way out now. I just want you to remember we had a beautiful day together once.
Rita: I'm worried, I think there's something really wrong with Phil.
Larry: Yeah. There's a lot of things really wrong with Phil.
Phil: There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
Larry: Real good, Phil. Real good. [To Rita] He's out of his gourd!
You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction. It's going to be cold, it's going to be gray, and it's going to last you for the rest of your life.
This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites! All of you!
Rita: It's a perfect day. You couldn't plan a day like this.
Phil: Well you can, it just takes an awful lot of work.
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