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Phil: I'm not going to live by their rules any more.
Ralph: I noticed that.
Phil: You make choices and you live with them.
[Driving on the railroad tracks toward a train] I'm betting he's gonna swerve first.
Hey, Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes, we could let Ralph drive!
Phil: Let me ask you guys a question. What if there were no tomorrow?
Gus: No tomorrow? That would mean there would be no consequences, there would be no hangovers, we could do whatever we wanted!
Phil: That's true. We could do whatever we want.
Hey, who else could go for some flapjacks right now?
Phil: You want to throw up here or you want to throw up in the car?
Ralph: I think, both.
Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.
You know, some guys would look at this glass and they would say, you know, "that glass is half empty". Other guys would say, "that glass is half full". I peg you as a "glass is half empty" kind of guy. Am I right?
That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over... and over... and over?
Phil: So... what do I do?
Psychiatrist: I think we should meet again. How's tomorrow for you?
[Phil hits himself with a pillow]
Psychiatrist: Is that not good?
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