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Psychiatrist: That's an unusual problem, Mr. Connors. Most of my work is with couples, families. I have an alcoholic now.
Phil: Well, you went to college, right? It wasn't veterinary psychology, was it? Didn't you take some kind of course that covered this stuff?
Psychiatrist: Yeah! Sort of, I guess. Abnormal psychology.
Neurologist: Of course, if you want a CAT scan or an MRI you're going to have to go into Pittsburgh.
Phil: I can't go into Pittsburgh.
Neurologist: Why can't you go into Pittsburgh?
Phil: I told you, there's a blizzard.
Neurologist: Oh, right, the blizzard. You know what you may need, Mr. Connors?
Phil: A biopsy?
Neurologist: A psychiatrist.
Well, no spots, no clots, no tumors, no lesions, no aneurysms. At least none that I can see, Mr. Connors.
Rita: Phil, I think you need help.
Phil: That's what I've been saying, Rita. I need help.
Phil: I'm not going back to Pittsburgh.
Rita: Why not?
Phil: Because of the blizzard.
Rita: I thought you said that was gonna hit Altoona.
Phil: I know that's what I said...
You guys ready? We'd better get going if we're going to stay ahead of the weather.
[After a waiter drops dishes]
Gus: Just put that anywhere, pal. Yeah!
Ralph: Good save.
Rita: These sticky buns are just heaven.
Doris: [Looking at Phil] Aren't they?
Phil: Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related?
Rita: You never talk about work.
Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...
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