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Mrs. Lancaster: Will you be checking out today, Mr. Connors?
Phil: Chance of departure today, one hundred percent.
Phil: Did you want to talk about the weather or were you just making chitchat?
Mrs. Lancaster: Chitchat.
Mrs. Lancaster: Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
Phil: I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.
Mrs. Lancaster: Would you like some coffee?
Phil: I don't suppose there's any possibility of getting an espresso or cappuccino this morning, is there?
Mrs. Lancaster: Oh, uh, I really don't know...
Phil: [under his breath] How to spell espresso or cappuccino.
Man in Hallway: Morning!
Phil: Morning.
Man: You off to see the Groundhog?
Phil: Yes I am.
Man: Do you think it's gonna be an early spring?
Phil: I'm predicting March 21st.
Man: Good guess! You know, I think that actually is the first day of spring.
DJ #1: OK, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today!
DJ #2: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
DJ #1: Not hardly.
You know, I think this is one of the traits of a really good producer. Keep the talent happy.
Someday somebody will see me interviewing a groundhog and think I don't have a future.
Nan: Have fun in Punxsutawney, Phil!
Phil: For your information, Hairdo, there is a major network interested in me.
Larry: Yeah, that would be the Home Shopping Network.
Nan: Sounds like a lot of fun. You must really enjoy it. This is your third year in a row, isn't it, Phil?
Phil: Four, Nan. Four.
Nan: Thanks, Phil.
Oh, boy! Front coming our way. Look out. What will that mean to us in the Three Rivers area? One of these big blue things! This cold, frigid, Arctic air.
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