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In California, they'll have warm weather tomorrow, gang wars and some very overpriced real estate. Up in the Pacific Northwest, they'll have some very tall trees.
Somebody asked me today, "Phil, if you could be anywhere, where would you like to be?" I said to him, "Probably right here." Elko, Nevada. Our nation's high at 79 today.
Tom: Hey man, what'd the doc say? Everything OK?
Chris: The tests and blood work came back, and the news is terrible. They found... nothing.
Tom: Nothing?
Chris: Nothing: The silent killer.
Vinnie: When did your wife leave?
Barney: October.
Vinnie: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
Barney: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as.
I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?
Ehh, she's not my type. I like 'em... I dunno, kinda dirty or something.
Vinnie: Arugula. I haven't had arugula in six weeks.
Supermarket Manager: What's that?
Vinnie: It's a vegetable.
I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
Vinnie: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
Vinnie: Because you could melt all this stuff.
I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...
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