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Voice of Computer: Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
Gwen: No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
Tommy: You know, that is really getting annoying!
Gwen: Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Tommy: Sure, no problem.


Never give up. Never surrender.


By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.


Brandon: I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said.
Jason: It's okay, now listen...
Brandon: But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. I know there's no beryllium sphere...
Jason: Hold it.
Brandon: No digital conveyor, no ship...
Jason: Stop for a second, stop. It's all real.
Brandon: Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!


Gwen: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...
Mathesar: Those poor people.


Chubbs: You were great out there today.
Happy: Thank you.
Chubbs: But not that great. A lot of that was luck.
Happy: Some might call it luck. I like to call it... well, luck, I guess. So what?


It ain't over, McGavin. The way I see it... we've only just begun.


Is that goal regulation size or what? Sheesh!


Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I've got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff!

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