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Every man should be punched in the face. It's a rite of passage. In my day, Friday night was smoke a doobie, feel up a gal, and then get your teeth knocked out by a Republican.
True or falso or none of the above? That doesn't make any sense.
To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.
If he gets any nuttier, they're going to put him on "The View".
Let me rest gently on your pecs.
Don't, don't, don't, uh, lock your knees. Never lock your knees. You know what happens when you lock your knees? You die.
This is wrinkling my brain.
You remind me of a young me, but with slightly worse hair.
Britta: I was wrong, okay? Material possessions are important. Think how much happier the Jefferson's were than that family on "Good Times".
Jeff: Yeah, but they had good times.
Britta: You're not going to Annie's party?
Jeff: I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.
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