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This was not an accident. Accidents don't happen over, and over, and over again. This isn't budget daycare.
Rich: First, I need to know something. Was anybody bitten before they came in here?
Chang: Ya bit? Huh? Ya bit?
We earn the right to pick on Greendale by going there every day. Our school may be a toilet, but it's our toilet. Nobody craps in it but us.
My whole brain is crying!
Well, Shirley, since you've clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor of those Twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you: Men are monsters who crave young flesh. The end.
I can tell life from TV, Jeff. TV makes sense, it has structure, logic, rules, and likable leading men. In life, we have this. We have you.
Oh, and for the record? There was an episode of Happy Days where a guy *literally* jumped over a shark. And it was the *best* one.
Try not to wear as much lipstick as you did on Valentine's. Your mouth looked like a coin purse.
Now she is going to make the Disney face. Her lips will quiver and her eyelids will flutter, but they will not close.
Shirley: They remind me of Sam and Diane. I hated Sam and Diane.
Annie: Who are Sam and Diane?
Shirley: All right, we get it. You're young.
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