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Excuse me? Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?


There's a lot of attitudes going on around here... don't let me get one.


Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right? I mean his dad's got one foot in the grave and three feet on a banana peel.


Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully.


Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.


I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.


If what I think is happening, IS happening... It better not be.


Mole: I just want to see... a little sunshine.
Mr. Fox: But you're nocturnal, Phil. Your eyes barely open on a good day.
Mole: I'm sick of your double talk, we have rights!


Alcohol makes people sad. It's the Lifetime movie of beverages.


Guys, I got a confession to make. I took anthropology because I want to be a part of your study group. Now, I gotta do the honest thing and just ask. Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?

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