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Abed: You still call me a terrorist.
Pierce: If you're not, I'm sorry. If you are, I'm a hero. It's a risk I'm prepared to take.
From now on, April 1st is now March 32nd.
You know what I don't get? He never wears a shirt. He never wears shoes. Why hasn't he died from lack of service?
No no, its fine, it's fine. It's just little a nose bleed. I get 'em when it's dry and when my face gets kicked.
The only difference between Señor Chang and Stalin is that I know who Señor Chang is.
Pierce: To the empowerage of words.
Jeff: To the irony of that sentence.
Jeff: Uh, I am in a bit of a jam. The state Bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.
Duncan: I thought you had a Bachelor's from Columbia?
Jeff: And now I have to get one from America. And it can't be an e-mail attachment.
What a rip! Chuck Norris wasn't even there, just some lady named Maya Angelou, and she didn't know anything about karate.
What are you doing in my basketball court-slash-our driveway? Basketball is my thing, along with all sports. Go get your own, but you can't, 'cause they're all mine!
Now, I don't wanna make too big a deal outta this, but I do believe it'll be the greatest moment in the history of everything.
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