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Eleanor: I used to think about how it's weird they don't make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs.
Chidi: You mean a skirt?
Eleanor: No! You're not getting it and my thing is different so shut up.
Eleanor: Man. Michael is not into your class. Right now I'm the best student. I'm going to be the velociraptor.
Chidi: You trying to say valedictorian?
Well, I've read everything on your syllabus and, how do I put this delicately, it's all stupid garbage.
I have no idea what's going on right now but everyone else is talking and I think I should too!
Chidi: Why even tell us about any real thing? Why not just lie about all of it?
Michael: Lies are always more convincing when they're closer to the truth.
I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu! What a stupid age I am.
I feel like Friends in Season 8. Out of ideas and forcing Joey and Rachel together, even though it made no sense.
Eleanor: What is it with you and frozen yogurt? Have you not heard of ice cream?
Michael: Oh, sure, but I've come to really like frozen yogurt. There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it.
Well, if I feel sympathy for anyone, it's Tahani. She's going through the same thing I am, but she doesn't know it. Which means maybe I'm obligated to tell her. Although maybe it's better not to know. Is ignorance bliss, or will the painful truth actually be healing...
She's so pretty, like Nala from The Lion King. And she talks so smart, like, um, Nala, from The Lion King.
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