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I've been working on my Western Hemisphere brunch banter. Tell me what you think. "That New Yorker article was interesting." "You haven't seen Hamilton?" "Hey, did you hear about Stephanie?"
Can I be excused? Tahani's doing a brunch party and I want to get there before all the mini-waffles run out.
No, Chidi, I used to do that. Now I do selfless things without even thinking about it.
I was just about to tell an awesome story about a wing-eating contest that I lost, and a barfing contest that I won, but then a hole opened up in the ground.
You broke the world. It's not a compliment!
Tahani, great party. Check it out. Suspenders! So dumb. So much dumber than belts.
Yo, you should listen to me. I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.
Don't mind me. I'm just dropping off my afternoon gloves and picking up my early evening gloves.
Chidi: Do you hear music?
Eleanor: That's not music. That's EDM.
I miss being myself. Myself was the best.
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