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People love frozen yogurt. I don't know what to tell you.
Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.
OK, everyone: shut up! And look at me! Welcome to "Visions of Nature." This room has several paintings in it. Some are big, some are small. People did them and they're here now. I believe that after this is over, they'll be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech.
Jack: Alfredo, 2PM?
Liz: I'm not dressed for that.
Jack: You're dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?
The important thing to remember is he was never charged with a crime. It's not illegal to fall asleep on your neighbor's roof.
I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.
Wash Out: Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson: Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about ... [checks his watch] 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
Topper: Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more.
Mrs. Thompson: Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.
Topper: Those are some long legs...
Ramada: I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.
What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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