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Admiral Benson: Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her 'round. We'll pick it up.
Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.
Admiral Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.
Officer: It could be days.
Admiral Benson: Then put some food in the life raft, for god's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favorite shows, he won't miss anything.
Inigo: You are wonderful.
Westley: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Westley: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo: Because I know something you don't know.
Westley: And what is that?
Inigo: I am not left-handed.
Westley: You are amazing.
Inigo: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Westley: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo: Tell me.
Westley: I'm not left-handed either.
Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.
So, it is down to you and it is down to me.
He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
Inigo: You know, Fezzik, you finally did something right.
Fezzik: Don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.
We are men of action, lies do not become us.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Fezzik: I could kill you now.
Westley: Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
Miracle Max: Get back, witch.
Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
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