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That Guy: What would you say if I said, "I'm worried about blank"?
Fry: Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
That Guy: Good. I would have also accepted "Blank? Blank?! You're not looking at the big picture!"
Announcer: And the winner is number three, in a quantum finish.
Prof. Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
Things are different this time. Before she was demanding and possessive, but now she wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the time.
[dying] I came here with a simple dream...a dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I...
Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Fry: Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Amy: I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though.
Fry: I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Amy: Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?
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