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Boy, do I hate being right all the time!
Uh uh uh! You didn't say the magic word! Uh uh uh! Uh uh uh!
Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!
We spared no expense.
God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.
Nedry: Dodgson!
Dodgson: You shouldn't use my name.
Nedry: Dodgson, Dodgson, we've got Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?
Grant: Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your park.
Hammond: So have I.
Hold on to your butts.
Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!
Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
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