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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits.
We're living in a material world and I am a material girl... or boy.
That's Grade A top choice meat!
You better get out of my way, Billy, or you're gonna get hurt.
Robbie: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
Sammy: They were cones!
But the worst thing is: that Me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady, and the mutants over at Table 9, will never ever find a way to better the situation, because apparently we have nothing to offer the opposite sex.
You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it "I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business".
Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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