The Wedding Singer
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Released on Feb. 13, 1998
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Robbie, a local rock star turned wedding singer, is dumped on the day of his wedding. Meanwhile, waitress Julia finally sets a wedding date with her fiancée Glenn. When Julia and Robbie meet and hit it off, they find that things are more complicated than anybody thought.
Quotes from The Wedding Singer
He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits.
We're living in a material world and I am a material girl... or boy.
That's Grade A top choice meat!
You better get out of my way, Billy, or you're gonna get hurt.
Robbie: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
Sammy: They were cones!
But the worst thing is: that Me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady, and the mutants over at Table 9, will never ever find a way to better the situation, because apparently we have nothing to offer the opposite sex.
You know, you should write a song about this. You could call it "I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business".
Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?
Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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