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No milk will ever be our milk.
Billy Madison: Where's my snack pack?
Juanita: You got a banana, you don't need no snack pack.
Lunch Lady: Have some more sloppy joes. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy.
Billy: Lady, you're scaring us.
[singing] Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school.
3rd Grader: How's high school Billy?
Billy: High school is great. I mean I'm learning a lot. And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great.
3rd Grader: Gee, I can't wait till I get to "hike" school.
Billy: Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.
Scotty: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Billy: I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Scotty: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy: You know something? YOU SUCK!
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
We wasted the good surprise on you!
Ted: Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
Lenny: You want my opinion? My son is a moron.
Ted: I withdraw my objection. Please proceed!
Rex: Striker, you're coming in too fast!
Ted: I know, I know!
Elaine: He knows, he knows.
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