Futurama Season 2 Episode 8: Xmas Story

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First aired on Dec. 19, 1999

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To apologize for an inconsiderate remark, Fry searches for the perfect Xmas gift for Leela, all the while trying to avoid the murderous SantaBot, whose standards for niceness are astronomically high.


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Santa Claus Robot: You have all been very naughty! Very naughty indeed! Except you, Dr. Zoidberg. This is for you.
Zoidberg: A pogo stick!


Leela: Fry's outside? He's in great danger!
Zoidberg: Why?
Leela: I'm telling you why! Because Santa Claus is coming to town!


Fry: It really puts you in the Christmas mood.
Farnsworth: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas! You know, X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean "Xmas"! You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say "ask" instead of "axe".


Fry: Please let us live! We'll put out milk and cookies for you!
Robot Santa: You dare bribe Santa!? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!


I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog.


Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.


Lets face it, comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy! Ha ha ha, that's funny.


Every Christmas my Mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my Dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.


Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.


Zoidberg: You, a bobsledder? That I'd like to see!
Hermes: Listen, you filthy crab! 1,000 years ago, there was a legendary team of Jamaican bobsleders.
Fry: Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages.
Hermes: A true inspiration for the children.

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