The Office (US) Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot

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First aired on March 24, 2005

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A documentary crew arrives at the offices of Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees and learn about modern management. Manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture, while sales rep Jim fights with his nemesis Dwight and flirts with receptionist Pam.


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Thank you very much sir! You are a gentleman and a scholar. ...Oh. I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. My mistake. ...That was a woman I was talking to. She has a very low voice. Probably a smoker.


Am I going to tell them? No, I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.


I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third.


Downsizing? I have no problem with that. I have been recommending downsizing since I first got here. I even brought it up in my interview. I say, bring it on.

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