The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 21: Black Widower

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First aired on April 9, 1992

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When Selma agrees to marry her prison pen pal, Sideshow Bob, only Bart remains suspicious of his motives.


To the Simpson mobile!

Lighten up, son. If he was going to commit a crime would he have invited the number one cop in town? Now where did I put my gun? Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake.

No, he's right. We're a package. Love me, love MacGyver.

I just hope people don't think I'm just marrying you for your money instead of your less tangible qualities.

You're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha... one, existence is suffering, two, the cause of suffering is desire. In this case, my desire to do high quality children's programming.

That's right, dear. Enjoy your rest. The wedding was very tough on you, and the honeymoon is going to be... murder.

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