Quotes by Britta Perry: Community
Annie: You're really good at it. You're like a machine!
Abed: Like RoboCop?
Britta: Exactly like Rowboat Cop. Sharice is a bad rowboat. Sink her.
Jeff: You're really doing this? Look, as someone who faked being a lawyer for seven years, I appreciate your commitment to the bit, but just admit you were wrong.
Britta: So you can say I Britta'd it?
Jeff: Yes, of course. That goes without saying. But come on, it was a small mistake. Call this off before it becomes a full-scale "Brittastrophe." I coined that.
Britta: I wish to end all wars.
Troy: That's another rule. No wishes containing the word 'all'. Guaranteed ironic consequences.
Britta: I don't think anyone's going to miss wars.
Troy: Star Wars, Thumb wars, wow, Storage Wars!
Britta: Am I the only person enraged by the fact that corporations are taking human form? I totally predicted this in my high school newspaper column: Britta Unfiltered.
Pierce: Unfiltered. I get it.
Britta: Get what?
Britta: I can excuse racism, but I draw the line on animal cruelty.
Shirley: You can excuse racism?
Britta: See you at Denny's?
Jeff: Denny's is for winners.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cancer. Oh good, come on in, I thought it was Britta!
Britta: I was wrong, okay? Material possessions are important. Think how much happier the Jeffersons were than that family on "Good Times".
Jeff: Yeah, but they had good times.
Britta: You're not going to Annie's party?
Jeff: I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.
I refused to give Santa a Christmas List because I didn't want to depend on a man for anything.
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