Quotes by Burton "Gus" Guster: Psych
Heard about Pluto? That's messed up.
Gus: You don't smell that?
Shawn: I don't smell anything.
Gus: That's because you don't have the Super Smeller!
Shawn: Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt, man. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon. Ladies are gonna dig that.
Gus: You named your fake detective agency "Psych"? As in "got you"? Why didn't you just call it "Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because of it."
Shawn: First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!
Shawn: I'm available for lunch.
Gus: You're available to suck it.
If you were knowledgeable of the most popular franchise in the history of film, perhaps you wouldn’t be experiencing such confusion.
Shawn: What are you doing?
Gus: Trying to shed tears for Lassie. They won’t come and I’m ashamed.
Gus: That's baking soda.
Shawn: Bacon soda? That's a genius idea, but I'm not sure the world is ready for a pork-flavored beverage.
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