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Quotes by Ned Ryerson
Ned: Phil, this is the best day of my life.
Phil: Mine too.
Rita: Mine too.
Ned: Where are we going?
Rita: Oh, let's not spoil it.
Ned: Let's not... Oh! I got that. [Purrs like a cat]
Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? I thought it was you.
Phil: Ned Ryerson! I have missed you so much. [Holds Ned in a long embrace] I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?
Ned: Uh, I gotta get going. Uh, it's good to see you, Phil.
Ned: So how's it going, old buddy?
Phil: Well, to tell you the truth, Neddy, I'm not feeling real well. Would you excuse me?
Ned: Well, you know, it's funny you should mention your health because you will never guess what I do now.
Phil: Do you sell insurance?
Ned: Bing again! You are sharp as a tack today! Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you could always use more. Right! I mean, who couldn't? But you want to know something? I gots a feeling... you ain't got any. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Am I right? Right? Right?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: Bing! First shot right out of the box!
Watch out for that first step. It's a doozy!
Ned: I got friends of mine who live and die by the actuarial tables and I say, Hey! It's all one big crapshoot anyhoo. Tell me, have you ever heard of single premium life? Cause I think that really could be the ticket for you. Oh, God! It is so good to see you. What are you doing for dinner?
Phil: Something else. It's been great seeing you, Needlehead. Take care.
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Phil: Bing! So did you turn pro with that bellybutton thing, Ned?
Ned: No, Phil, I sell insurance.
Phil: What a shock.
Ned: Do you have life insurance? Cause if you do you could always use a little more. Am I right or am I right or am I right? Right. Right. Right.
Ned! Ryerson! Needlenose Ned. Ned the Head. Come on, buddy. Case Western High! Ned Ryerson. I did the whistling belly button trick at the high school talent show. Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate. Bing again! Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times till you told me not to anymore.
Ned: Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil? Phil Connors! I thought that was you.
Phil: Hi, how are you doing? Thanks for watching.
Ned: Hey, hey. Now don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heck-fire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
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