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[To a policeman after being stopped]
Phil: Yeah, uh, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes, and one large coke.
Ralph: And some flapjacks!
Phil: Too early for flapjacks?

Phil: I'm not going to live by their rules any more.
Ralph: I noticed that.
Phil: You make choices and you live with them.

Hey, who else could go for some flapjacks right now?

Phil: You want to throw up here or you want to throw up in the car?
Ralph: I think, both.

Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

[After a waiter drops dishes]
Gus: Just put that anywhere, pal. Yeah!
Ralph: Good save.

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