Dumb and Dumber

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Released on Dec. 16, 1994

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Lloyd and Harry are two men whose stupidity is really indescribable. When Mary, a beautiful woman, loses an important suitcase with money before she leaves for Aspen, the two friends (who have found the suitcase) decide to return it to her. After some "adventures" they finally get to Aspen where, using the lost money they live it up and fight for Mary's heart.


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I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.


Hey, guys. Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see you later.


Lloyd: Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Mary: How'd you guess?
Lloyd: I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put two and two together.


Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here ... Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.


She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.


Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.


Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!


According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches.

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