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Released on June 24, 1987

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When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

Quotes from Spaceballs

Lone Starr and Barf: Pizza the Hutt!
Pizza the Hutt: Well, if it isn't Lone Starr, and his sidekick, Puke.
Barf: That's Barf.
Pizza the Hutt: Barf, Puke, whatever. Where's my money?

Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

Radar Technician: I'm having trouble with the radar, sir!
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it?
Radar Technician: I've lost the bleeps, I lost the sweeps, and I lost the creeps.
Dark Helmet: The what?
Colonel Sandurz: The what?
Dark Helmet: And the what?
Radar Techician: You know, the bleeps... the sweeps... and the creeps.
Dark Helmet: [Quietly, to Sandurz] That's not all he's lost.

Radar Technician: Radar repaired, sir. We're picking up the outline of a... Winnebago.
Dark Helmet: Winnebago? Lone Starr!

Lone Starr: I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
Yoghurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.

It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it!

We are here to join these two together in holy--MOLY!!

Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!

Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car. It's not insured...

Nice dissolve.

They've gone to plaid!

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

It's her royal highness's matched luggage!

I'm a Mawg. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.

Look your highness, it's not that we're afraid, far from it. It's just that we've got this thing about death: it's not us.

You know what, Princess? You are ugly when you're angry.

Take only what you need to survive.

Buckle up back there, we're going into..."Hyperactive"!

One pod left and three of us, and I'm the president. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship; I think you should go down with it.

I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!

Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!

It's either the 4th of July or someone's trying to kill us!

Not in here, Mister. This is a Mercedes!

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Say goodbye to your two best friends- and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago!

Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: What?
Colonel Sandurz: You’re needed on the bridge, sir!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!

On this ship, you are to refer to me as "idiot," not "you captain"! I mean - you know what I mean!

Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing - which is what you are about to become.

Radar Technician: Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Dark Helmet: Jammed? Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry! Lone Starr!

What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

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