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Released on June 24, 1987

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When the nefarious Dark Helmet hatches a plan to snatch Princess Vespa and steal her planet's air, space-bum-for-hire Lone Starr and his clueless sidekick fly to the rescue. Along the way, they meet Yogurt, who puts Lone Starr wise to the power of "The Schwartz." Can he master it in time to save the day?

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Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: What?
Colonel Sandurz: You’re needed on the bridge, sir!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.
Dark Helmet: Good!

Call me idiot, not you captain... I mean, you know what I mean.

Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing - which is what you are about to become.

There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Starr!

What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

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