I missed my mom's back surgery because I had already promised my landlord's nephew that I would help him figure out his new phone.
Hold that thought. Is it OK if I go work out? I love working out. I gotta stay jacked. It's who I am.
You know the way you feel when you see a chimpanzee and a baby tiger who have become friends? That's how you're going to feel every day.
I'll miss you too, you sexy skyscraper.
This whole romantic situation is such a mess. I am vexed, Tahani. Vexed.
This is exhausting. I just want to go back to my container of goo and go to sleep.
In my opinion, which is an objective fact in this case and in all cases always and forever, you have all done bad things since you arrived here.
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Buzz off, Bambadjan.