Quotes by Ann Perkins: Parks and Recreation
I haven't felt this good in years. And it's not just because of the supplements he has me taking and the soluble fiber and the increase in regularity. It's him.
Andy: I don't get it. What does he have that I don't have?
Ann: Are you serious?
Ann: Everything. He has literally everything you don't have. A job, a car, a steady income, an address, a second pair of shoes, table manners, the ability to say tampon without giggling.
Leslie: I'm so desperate I even brought in my dream journal hoping it would inspire me.
Ann: [reading the journal] "I married ALF and we're pretty happy." This one's nice.
Leslie: It was.
Leslie: What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sleeves catches on fire and it spreads rapidly? What if instead of Tic-Tacs I accidentally pop a couple of Ambien and I have to keep punching my leg to stay awake?
Ann: Those are all insane hypotheticals and I promise you they won't happen.
Leslie: They have happened. All of these have happened to me.
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