Quotes by Ann Perkins: Parks and Recreation
When Andy and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Even when we saw Ratatouille.
Tom: I feel like you're embarrassed by me.
Ann: That is accurate.
I haven't felt this good in years. And it's not just because of the supplements he has me taking and the soluble fiber and the increase in regularity. It's him.
Andy: I don't get it. What does he have that I don't have?
Ann: Are you serious?
Ann: Everything. He has literally everything you don't have. A job, a car, a steady income, an address, a second pair of shoes, table manners, the ability to say "tampon" without giggling.
Leslie: I'm so desperate I even brought in my dream journal hoping it would inspire me.
Ann: [reading the journal] "I married ALF and we're pretty happy." This one's nice.
Leslie: It was.
Leslie: What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sleeves catches on fire and it spreads rapidly? What if instead of Tic-Tacs I accidentally pop a couple of Ambien and I have to keep punching my leg to stay awake?
Ann: Those are all insane hypotheticals and I promise you they won't happen.
Leslie: They have happened. All of these have happened to me.
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