Buster Green


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[Auctioning a date with Larry]
Buster: All right! Now what am I bid for this... guy? Do I hear a buck and a half? Anybody? Seventy-five cents?
Lady: I bid two bits!
Buster: Sold to the little lady for 25 cents.
Lady: I got him!

[Auctioning a date with Phil]
All right! Now what am I bid for this fine speci-mine?

Buster's Wife: I never thanked you properly for what you did for Buster. He would've choked for sure.
Phil: Well he may have, he was trying to swallow a whole cow.
Buster: I owe you one, buddy.
Buster's Wife: [To Rita] Hang on to him, dear. He's a real find.

If you gotta shoot, aim high, I don't want to hit the groundhog.

Hot dog! There's no way out except the way we came in. We got him now!

This February 2nd, at 7:20 and 30 seconds, Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, emerged reluctantly, but alertly, in Punxsutawney, PA, and stated in groundhog-ese: "I definitely see a shadow." Sorry folks, six more weeks of winter.

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