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What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.
Tracy: Jenna, we're the most important people here, right?
Jenna: Well, of course, Tracy. We're actors. If we didn't exist how would people know who to vote for?
Alcohol? This smells like Hill-people milk. I've been drinking this since I was a baby!
Black people, don't vote! Did you know that in the amount of time it takes to vote you could play three games of pool? Three! Now that's fresh.
Jack: So what are you gonna do with your money? Put it into a 401(k)?
Liz: Yeah, I gotta get one of those.
Jack: What?! Where do you invest your money, Lemon?
Liz: I've got like twelve grand in checking.
Jack: Are you an immigrant?
I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.
I'm not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.
Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.
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